Old-Thinker News | Aug. 17, 2018

By Daniel Taylor

(Satire)

TRANSMISSION FROM THE CPC: China’s Communist party has announced a new propaganda initiative inside the United States. The initiative, dubbed “America was never that great” (Or, has it?) has successfully taken hold across the former United States.

After rebel leader Alex Jones urged followers to get their “battle rifles ready”, the party has labeled Jones and Infowars a terrorist organization. The party has decided to ban the outlet, calling it “a step forward in recognizing that hate outlets, such as InfoWars, are complicit in domestic terror.” Any resistance will be crushed. The party is strong.

Jones was given a timeout on Twitter, but the party reminds us that “Alex Jones won’t rethink his antics because of a Twitter timeout.”

Our comrades marched proudly against the enemy, saying “No Trump, No wall, No USA at all”.

The party reminds you that the resistance will be crushed. America will never be great again.

END TRANSMISSION

(Satire)